Saturday, August 17, 2013

Sympathy Symptoms, also known as, IM GETTING FAT TOO?!?

Yuck! I couldn't sleep after downing a tub of chocolate ice cream, that I ended up vomiting as soon as Matt fell asleep. I thought maybe I caught a bug or something, until I looked in the mirror and saw my stomach sticking out nearly as far as Matt's. This couldn't be happening oh no it couldn't, but I googled this and, I have freaking Sympathy Symptoms which only happens when someone has a little too much estrogen in their system. I am so ticked off right now. I may go shoot something. oh well. This is not what I meant when I said I would go through this with Matt. Im gonna get fat because of you, Matt, but then again I guess you're getting fat because of me.
With love to the ends of the earth and my ever extending stomach
-M

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